{"product_id":"marathon-wanker-birthday-card","title":"Marathon Wanker Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eHandmade, Illustrated Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelivery from a small business in United Kingdom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recycled 300 gsm Card Stock, Recycled Envelope Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a friend, colleague or family member who is always going on about how that time they ran a marathon? Or even worse, runs repeated marathons - and makes sure you know about it!? Love a bit of birthday banter? Of course you do! And we definitely all know that person where running - and more specifically, marathons - becomes their whole personality! Make a not-so-subtle point about their favourite hobby and poke a little birthday fun at them by summing up their passion with this blunt and tongue-in-cheek \"marathon w*nker\" card!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is lovingly handmade using eco-friendly recycled materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA6 size (105 x 148mm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on 300gsm recycled card stock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant illustrated design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with recycled envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade with care in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💚 \u003cstrong\u003eSpecial Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mix and match - 3 cards for £10!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe perfect card to send a birthday wish to all the marathon wankers out there!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sarah Draws and Makes","offers":[{"title":"Handwritten Greeting","offer_id":65206217638237,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Leave It Blank","offer_id":65206217671005,"sku":null,"price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1047\/6506\/3517\/files\/il_fullxfull.7842971361_ooqg.jpg?v=1783592466","url":"https:\/\/www.sarahdrawsandmakes.co.uk\/products\/marathon-wanker-birthday-card","provider":"Sarah Draws and Makes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}